Do vagina's smell?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's the barista slut.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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