i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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