i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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