Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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