So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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