Got a toothbrush?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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