There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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