hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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