Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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