Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i came on her dog
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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