Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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