I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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