I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I am mentally ready for anal.
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