I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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