Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im about as happy as oj after his trial
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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