I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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