i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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