well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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