just survived the first fart of the relationship.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize