Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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