just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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