she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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