Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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