Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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