Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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