I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Still dying that you shit outside
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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