i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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