His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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