o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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