i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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