Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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