If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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