I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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