Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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