Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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