how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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