help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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