Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i think i just lost a toe
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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