Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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