In the future we'll all be gay
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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