i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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