Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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