he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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