as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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