I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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