hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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