am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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