Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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