No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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