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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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